As an almost 30-year-old single woman with a laughable checking account balance and no culinary skill what-so-ever, my cooking abilities are sorely limited. Usually, my main food groups consist of Lean Cuisine, Diet Coke and cereal. If you’re broke and starving, here’s the perfect grocery list for you. I’ve also included no-hassle recipes for those who are also guilty of poisoning 10 of their closest friends at a dinner party.
Your List:
4 cans of soup
Grapes
1 lb. ground beef
Butter
Milk
4 apples
4 bananas
3 boxes of generic cereal
Sliced whole wheat bread
Taco kit (w/ shells)
Orange Juice
Coffee
Block of cheese of your choosing
Chocolate
1 jar of peanut butter the size of a Rottweiler
Meals for One:
Tacos with slices of cheese (minus hot sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and any other fancy garnish that’d drain your meager bank account)
Cheese sandwich
Cheese and bacon sandwich
Cheese and taco sandwich
Bowl of cereal with one kind of cereal
Bowl of cereal with THREE kinds of cereal
Cereal in handfuls
Soup with bread and butter
Soup without bread
Soup with grilled cheese
Coffee
Coffee w/ milk
PB sandwich
PB and Banana sandwich
PB & Apple sandwich
PB & Grape sandwich
Grapes and cheese fruit platter
Apple and cheese fruit platter
Grilled cheese
Grilled cheese w/ bacon
Chocolate, alone, just like you are
